HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU JEN-WIFEY C:

Zim felt the urge to punch him straight in the face more than ever.
They had sex, yes. They slept together, yes. It was great, yes; Zim liked it, just because it wasn't made with rage and anger, but with Dib's soft touches and slowly.
... Yeah, he liked it rough, most of the time, but he wasn't gonna complain.
Not half-asleep.
Not with Dib's warm and large shirt to cover him, at least up to his hips.
The thing that did wake him up wasn't the sunlight, piercing the window's glass and entering with brutal force in the room, bathing everything in it, nor the fact that he was awake.
He wope up because of a brutal force pressing him against the sheets and the mattress. He tried to took a large breath and to free his hands from under his own arm, as he looked at the human behind him, sort of hugging the small alien; his arms were scattered above the white sheets, and one of them was clenched lighty around his waist, almost protective.
The alien blushed a bit before giving him an annoyed look, before he began to struggle away from him: the position wasn't comfortable at all... plus a drip of saliva was dropping out of his mouth, treathening to reach his green skin only to burn him.
Not to mention that his mouth was still a little sore from the last night's kisses...
His three-clawed hands clunged into the side of the bed, and he pulled himself away from the sleeping Dibblet, rolling to his other side.
Now he was staring directly at the human's face.
Observing it closely, the alien could notice his sleepy expression, absorbed into his sleep so much that he couldn't suppress a yawn. Suddendly, his brows furrowed, and his face darkened a bit, as his mouth closes instantly.
Was he having a nightmare?
Zim just stared at him, his cheek squished against his own arm; the light coming from the windows was bathing his silouetthe in gold.
He sighed, and he slowly stretched an arm outside his personal space to pat him gently. Only two times, but gently... as an alien can be.
The brown-colored eyes opened by reflection at the touch, and they just stared at eachother fro moments, as Zim's retired his hands immediately, burying it between his legs and Dib's shirt.
''Mornin~'', the human chuckled, pulling him closer by the waist, hugging him closely, careful not to squash him. ''I remembered us in a different position?''.
''Well, Dib-stick, you were crushing me with all your weight'' he snarled, sprawling the corner of his mouth in a grimace, but not refusing the hug. Instead, he buried his face in the curve of his neck, needing more heat from him.
''Oh, did I? Sorry, when I sleep I cannot control myself...''
''Zim noticed. I suggest that you humans don't need sleep, if you're gonna act like that.''
''I'll try to be more careful... you are so tiny that I could squash you with no difficult'' Dib said, laughing a bit, and the alien's cheeks turned purple istantly, his eyes narrowing with embarassment and anger.
Zim still felt the urge to punch him, but instead he just tied his legs with Dib's and leaved him to babble about anything he wanted.
He was too sleepy to stop him anyway.

(And this is for you and you only. Sorry it didn't came out a masterpiece as I wanted it to be for you, but... guh. My skills are still low. :I But I put my heart on it, did it still counts.. ? ;w;
You told me that I could draw or write you something, so I did... BOTH.
We know eachother for a short time, but you became a part of my life. I like talking to you, I enjoy it really much, we shared things, we laughed, and I hope our relationship lasts forever.
You are the only one who listen to me babbling about my problems and everything as much as I love to hear yours. And I am sorry if I can't resolve your problems, I wish I had the superpower of making you feel better... still, I try hard.
I am not kidding when I say that you are my best friend. Even if we are from different country, I wish I could came out of the screen of your computer and give you the biggest hug ever.
And making you a cake. Cakes are nice c:
Happy birthday, wifey! :3)